Best part of yogurt is Mama sharin’.
I get the spoon.
That big dog gets da cup.
Just me and my Mom.
I iz in the dog house, Mom says.
You GUYZ! I haz MY OWN PIG!
It make a lotsa pig squeelz when I lubz on it.
Az yew see, I lubz on it reeeeel good.
Oh hai. Az yew can see, I bin bizzy watchin’ the TV wif Mom.
‘Cept her not watchin’ TV. Her writin’.
I haz not written in a long time. But things iz good.
I still Jake, doin’ Jake stuff.
I smell so nice and poopy today. But Mama gonna mess it up and gib me a baff.
I sits and waits and fluffs.
Not my fault Mom’s face is right there. Her can move her don’t like it.
So, Mom, tell me, ya gonna stop what you’re doin’ and play wifs me or not?
I get bewy tired helpin’ Mom wif her writin’.
I rechargin’ my brain and restin’ up for when her want ta play.