I has a bone ta pick wiff Mama.
Her iz gone west. Far west to that state what is called Washington.
Her leaved me here to take care of all da fur kids in dis house AND the new skin thing what is called a Jesse who iz bein’ da Dad of da house while her and my skin dad iz west.
I not only has to take care of all da fur kidz, but it my job to keep that Jesse skin thing sleepin’. I do this by layin’ atop o’ him and snorin’.
I hope Mama gets home soon. I exhausted.
My Mom went on a trip WITHOUT ME.
Somebody needs to talk to her ‘bout that. Her knows I lubz road trips. And now how I gonna take care o’ her? She needs me!
Also, that dog what’s name is Stella bossin’ me and I don’t like it.
Her bit me!
Well, yeah, I did try to take her cookie. But c’mon, whose house is this anyway? And didn’t anyone tell her it’s nice to share?
Some dogs gots no manners at all.
Mom said I should write because she iz gonna get a contract what makes her too bizzy to help me on the computer. I don’t need her help as you can see here.
We has much to do wif my skin bruddah, Noah, gettin’ married in a few weeks. Mama goin’ all crazy cleanin’ and stuff.
I am still doin’ all my Jake thingz. I am waiting for the weather to get nice so I can play catch outside more. I play in da house but need more room for runnin’, Mama sez. It hard to wear me out.
What you doin’ this summer? Writes to me!
Recently had 3-D movie fest with the little girls what mom calls grandchildren and my dad and grandma.
They not gib me my own glasses.
So I squint my eyez.
Did you say “ride?”
Whose bed is this, anyway? (I know — Mom and no makeup. Horrors.)
Do yew know how much I lubz salad?
And Mama make me wait to share it. How rude iz that?
Dis iz update on me.
Not much changin’. I keep gramma warm. I keep my Mom from doin’ too much werk by bringin’ her my ball.
I still haz seizurez. I had one this mornin’. Made me throw up and not walk. I haz them in the mornin’ when I wakes up. Doc sez he don’t know why but I am a happy boy innywayz cuz ub lub.
I gots lotsa lub to give and I gets lotsa lub back.
Cuz I awesome like that.