Oh, hai!! As yew can see, I haz bin bisiting bewy important peoplez. Last night I played ball wif my skin Dad’s friend who Dad brought home just for me to play wifs. That nice a him. An’ this mornin’, Mama took me to McDonald’s for fwiez!! YUM!!! 
Hai! I haz not posted in a whilez cuz az yew can see, I bin bizzy. I haz ta take care of dat skin gramma what libz wif us. I helps her do all da playin’ her wants ta do. I helps her do all da snoozin’ her wants ta do. I sit on her and hold her down so her don’t run off cuz her forgetful. (See my sidwayz pinz-in’ da gramma technique in dis here pitcher.) 
I haz been bewy bizzy takin’ care of a skin thing what iz called a Trinity. I snoozed wif her las’ night ta keep her warm. And her cuddled wif me. 
I gibbed Mama a fat lip. It cutted open and bleeded. All I doing was showing her my back flip I practicin’ for da Olympics. Not my fault her lips got in da way. 
Shhh. Don’t tell nobody. Dis is my dis-gize. I found my ball in da pond an’ now I gonna stealth it back in da house. Boy will Mom be surprised! My new toy what iz called a Gramma playz fetch wifs me. But I don’t tell her that her not throw bewy far. 
Gramma is no good at playing ball. Exhibit 1: I sit in front of her and gibz her my ball to throw. Exhibit 2: I lookin’ at her an’ lookin’ at her. An’ dare iz not a arrow pointin’ back at ME. Exhibit 3: The ball do not MOVE from her LAP. Case CLOSED. I makin’ sure Grandma eat all her lunch. (And iffin’ her don’t, I lick da leftoberz so my Mama don’ know’d it…) |
