I haz not posted in a whilez cuz az yew can see, I bin bizzy.
I haz ta take care of dat skin gramma what libz wif us.
I helps her do all da playin’ her wants ta do.
I helps her do all da snoozin’ her wants ta do.
I sit on her and hold her down so her don’t run off cuz her forgetful. (See my sidwayz pinz-in’ da gramma technique in dis here pitcher.)